TAXI!!!!!

Remember back in the good old days when somebody would spill a drink of smash a glass and somebody (or everybody) would yell our "TAXI!" and everybody would laugh and slap each other on the back because it was just sooooo funny?

Then...... remember when that got really old and nobody did that anymore?

Well, the people on this bus missed the memo telling everybody that we don't do that anymore and not only that, they've gone all ad lib on us and are just making things up off the top of their heads and shouting them out - clearly not realising that not only is it NOT funny or cool or clever, but it's really annoying as well!

Examples:

Tour Guide: Make sure you have your photo ID when you check in for the floatplane flight. (then jokes...) I will be your pilot today.  I've just got my licence.  {This bit was quite funny}

Tourist: I've got my backseat licence.  HAHAHAHAHA. Or (to wife) did you take that away from me? HAHAHAHA

Tour Guide (on the train explaining that if you get stuck in the toilets that there is a red button that you can press for assistance)

Tourist 1: Ohhhhh, make sure you don't press that. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tourist 2: Press it and order a drink. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tourist 1: Oh yeah, that's a good one. HAHAHAHA. Make mine a scotch  and coke. HAHAHAHAHA

You have to imagine that these ridiculous and unnecessary comments are done for the WHOLE TRAIN CAR to hear and enjoy........ Then when anyone looked like they were going to the toilet or indeed announced that they were going to the toilet - some bright spark would yell out "Don't press the red button, HAHAHAHAHAHA"  Now, you tell me - how is that funny?

This talk about the red button in the toilet was so over the top that the two old dears next to us, Shirley and Pat thought that you HAD to press the button when you went to the toilet...... geez that took some explaining!